Mr. Monday seems to like many government services. I wondered what additional government service he might enjoy.
Here is my idea. A new government website will be created that any citizen can access to enroll. When enrolled, a new government provided app will be downloaded to the person’s smart phone. When installed, a large brown button will be prominently displayed on the screen. When the person feels the need to enter a restroom, they will push the brown button. A government worker armed with toilet paper will be promptly dispatched. The government worker will accompany the person into the rest room. The government worker will wipe the person’s posterior and flush the toilet. I call this new service the Jon Service in honor of Mr. Monday’s first name.
Of course new government exchanges will be needed to train and dispatch all the new workers, but think of how the unemployment rate will be reduced in the country. Also, if you happen to be at a park or rest area where the restrooms do not have toilet paper, this could be a god-send. The wipe and flush service is after all similar to other existing government services, like IRS income tax auditing.
I am sure Mr. Monday will immediately see the need for this service. He may write another of his insightful and informative letters telling us what to think and how to vote.