A day at the doctor's

I had a doctor’s appointment today. I arrived there a little early. I hate to get there late. I don’t know why. It just makes me feel better getting there early. I only had to wait about 15 minutes; I was the only one there.

I knew I’d have to wait so I brought a book to read. There are magazines there to look at but who could really afford that yacht on the cover? And the golf magazines! How many people who come to the doctor’s office know how to golf?

Well, my name was called and I went in to the examination room. Why do they have you sit on the exam table? Here I am waiting again. There’s t...