The differences between conservatives and liberals

Did you ever wonder what the differences are between liberals and conservatives? Here are some good examples of the differences:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants the guns outlawed.

If a conservative is vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down and out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand those...