Samantha the Christmas Angel

After working late one Friday night a couple of weeks ago, I decided to stop at Oink and Moo for take-out. I walked in and noticed a young woman off to my left having dinner. What caught my eye was the slab of ribs in front of her. Not only did they look delicious, but all I could think of was that the slab was almost bigger than she was.

The hostess was ringing me up; I went for my ATM card and realized I didn’t have it. I don’t carry my credit cards and almost never have cash which was the case this night. Out loud I said, “Oh no, I don’t have my ATM card!” The hostess said not to worry abou...