Kicking It with fake eyelashes, or not

What do we know about flirting? Well, for sure, women and men have been doing it as far back as the Neanderthals. Let’s consider, if it weren’t for steamy come hither looks, how would a fella have known which gal to snatch by the hair to drag back to his cave?

And isn’t that all a fella really needed? One haunting look from a femme fatale? Nothing much has changed over the past few thousand years, except perhaps the hair dragging.

I for one, feel confident the first cavewoman had her hip thrust out provocatively as she designed her saber-toothed tiger winter wardrobe while batting her eyes. Fo...