Kids say the funniest things

Quotes from brothers Jameson, 7, and Seamus, 5, over the years

Submitted by their mother Kathy Custer

Mom: "OK hun, before you eat dessert, I need you to eat some of your dinner."

Jameson, age 4: "No thank you Mom, I want to respect my sweet tooth."

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Mom: "Seamus, where does milk come from?"

Seamus, age 3: "A cow."

Mom: "What part of the cow?"

Seamus: "The tail. When you pull on the tail, milk comes out."

(Mom decided to stop there and not ask him where exactly the milk comes out).

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Jameson, age 3: "I'm done with my yogurt."

Mom: "OK, would you like anything else for lunch?"

Jameson: "Yes, I would like a new toy."