Kids say the funniest things

Quotes from brothers Jameson, 7, and Seamus, 5, over the years. Submitted by their mother Kathy Custer

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Seamus, at age 2, sings his alphabet song: "A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, animal pee, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z..."

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(Jameson at age 3, walks over to the nanny while she is sitting at a table scrolling through her phone)...

Jameson: "Are you shopping online?"

Nanny: "No, I'm trying not to spend any money."

Jameson: "Why?"

Nanny: "Cause if I spend my money I will be broke."

Jameson: "If you're broke, we can fix you with a screwdriver."

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Mom: "For lunch we are going to Pinnikin's Cafe. It used to be a train station and now it's a restaurant. What would you boys like to order for lunch?"

Jameson age 4: "Milk & a muffin."

Seamus age 2: "A ticket to ride the train."