Little Miss Congeniality

The high stakes of political intrigue just got a lot more interesting. With scarcely three months remaining before Election Day, the Party bosses at the DNC shamelessly and unceremoniously showed Biden the door.

Stepping out of a cloud of obscurity, a princess in a beige pantsuit would rise to the pinnacles of prominence as Biden's heir apparent. Without a single vote cast for her and little time to vet her, the race to hide Kamala's radical views from the public view is underway.

Can the anointed one run out the shot clock before her deeply held Marxist convictions are uncovered? Will she be the first woman to occupy the White House? Or will Americans discover Kamala's burning antipathy for America hiding behind her sparkling smile in time to deny her the keys to the White House?

As the prodigal daughter of a Marxist professor, Kamala has been marinating in Marxist maxims her entire life. Not surprisingly, she has become an unapologetic advocate for government-run health care and the standard-bearer for Soviet-style price controls. Given the chance, she will pack the Supreme Court with activist judges, shred the Second Amendment, and begin to uproot the First Amendment.

Our federal bureaucracies will become the overlords of misinformation and disinformation, making them the sole arbiters of truth. Within days of her inauguration, she will dispatch an army of federal dragoons to confiscate our guns under the auspices of public safety. Our Constitution under a Harris Administration will be little more than a doormat for her to wipe her feet on.

Nothing is safe from the wrath of the Kamala, not even our gas-powered blowers, our cars, or our stove tops and barbecues. She believes transvestite story hour enhances the learning experience for kindergarteners, embraces the vile practice of mutilating kids under the guise of gender dysphoria, and fervently fights for the rights of men to compete in women's sports.

If this election were about searching for a prom queen with a Cheshire cat smile, Kamala would win hands down. But the challenges we face at home and abroad demand a skilled captain at the helm, one who will strike the fear of God in the hearts and minds of our adversaries, not some debutante better suited for riding on a flowery float in the Rose Parade.

Are we entering the final stages of the American Experiment? Perhaps! God help us if Kamala defies the laws of political gravity and somehow steals victory from the jaws of our electoral college. She may indeed be a likable person, but "Little Miss Congeniality" will never stop the hordes of illegal aliens swarming over our borders or return us to the days of peace and prosperity we enjoyed during the Trump era!

Dave Maynard